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These days, we just don't get any decent graffiti. True, some of these murals look quite colourful, but no-one seems to put any effort into careful lettering any more. As a reminder of a much gentler and careful time, have a look at some graffiti penned on a wall in an alleyway in North Cheam during the late 60s/early 70s perhaps and which survived until the new millennium. Marvel at the careful sign writing. Sadly, the owner of this wall decided to paint it all over. The wall is now covered in tags, for fresh paint creates a better surface for marker pens, and the graffiti is lost.

I always thought that the point of the BBC was that you paid your licence fee and were therefore spared the inconvenience of having to watch adverts for various things that you have no interest in. How wrong I was. They now seem to finish programmes a few minutes early and then fill in the gap with some in-house propaganda, eg that advert for Radio 2. If you are going to show adverts BBC, then show some proper adverts and stop fleecing us with the license fee.

Wayne Rooney says that he's going to beat the shit out of Cristiano Ronaldo. To the back of the queue, Pie-Boy, I've been wanting to wipe the grin off his greasy pock marked smug chops for quite some time now.

In the match against Basel, Middlesbrough's Gaizka Medieta was sporting a close shaved haircut, the only sensible way to go after several years of thinning, wispy, pube-like hair taking over his head. Alan Shearer take note - your Island of Pube must go.

Was it just me or did Ronaldo (the Brazilian, not the greasy smug Portuguese git) look like a lardy bastard playing for Real Madrid against Arsenal the other night?

I've had some trouble with my website hosters, HostLogical, who have been quite shit and not replied to my email enquiries. The www.doctorlovegrove.com site isn't working at the moment, so rather than wait for them to sort themselves out, I'll shortly be migrating everything to some other sort of more reliable hoster with the URL www.doctor-lovegrove.com if they don't get themselves sorted out soon. Hopefully www.doctorlovegrove.com will work again eventually...

So the Government are wondering whether to increase the retirement age to 67 because people are living longer? Well they're to blame, seeing as they're the ones who appoint these health fascists to interfere with our diets and lifestyles. This problem could be solved if people were allowed to drink, smoke and eat fatty foods freely whilst slumped in front of the TV. Then there'd be no problem. Idiots.